Heathers The Musical - Candy Store
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Intro
N.C.
Are we gonna have a problem?
N.C.
You got a bone to pick?
N.C.
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my d***?
N.C.
I'd normally slap your face off,
N.C.
And everyone here could watch.
N.C.
But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice.
N.C.
Listen up, byatch!
Verse 1
I like looking hot. Buying stuff
they cannot.
I like drinking hard. Maxing
Dad's credit card.
I like skipping gym. Scaring
her, screwing him.
I like killer clothes. Kicking
nerds in the nose!
If you lack the balls, you can
go play dolls;
Let your mommy fix you a snack.
Gm7b5
Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke,
Eb7sus4 Eb Eb7sus4 Eb7
In my Porsche with the quarterback!
Gb2 Ab7sus4
Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa!
Chorus
Honey, what you waitin' for?
E B7 B7sus4
Welcome to my Candy Store!
Time for you to prove you're not
a loser anymore...
Then step into my Candy Store!
Verse 2
Guys fall at your feet, pay the
check! Help you cheat!
All you have to do? Say goodbye
to Shamu!
That freak's! Not your friend. I
can tell, in the end,
If she! Had your shot, she would
leave you to rot!
Course if you don't care, fine!
Go braid her hair!
Maybe Sesame Street is on.
Gm7b5
Or forget that creep and get in my Jeep,
Eb7sus4 Eb7 Eb7sus4 Eb7 Gb2
Let's go tear up someone's lawn!
Ab7sus4
Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa!
Chorus
Honey, what you waitin' for?
E B7 B7sus4
Welcome to my Candy Store!
You just gotta prove you're not
a pussy anymore...
Then step into my Candy Store!
Bridge
You can join the team...
Or you can bitch and moan...
You can live the dream...
Or you can die alone.
You can fly with eagles,
Or if you prefer,
Keep on testing me and end up
like her!
Chorus
Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh
Honey whatcha waintin' foo...
N.C.
(SHUT UP, HEATHER!)
Step into my Candaaaaay Store!
Whoa! Time for you're prove not
a lame-ass anymore!
N.C.
Then step into my Candy Store!
Outro
It's my Candy Store!
It's my Candy...
It's my Candy Store!
It's my Candy...
N.C.
It's my Candy Store! It's my Candy Stooore!
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