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Intro
E ~ E7 ~ A ~ Am*
Verse
E*
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
G#*
When I was a kid on VOIP
I thought when I get older
A ~ Am ~
I'd marry her, I told her
E*
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
G#*
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
Chorus
A* Am* E
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
A* Am* E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social
skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay
the bills
Anyway, make the most of him,
Cause she moves on pretty bloody
quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
N.C.
Woo!
Interlude
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Verse
E*
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
G#*
The one that took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
A ~ Am ~
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
E*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
G#*
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks
like nude
A* Am*
(I'm not gay though)
Interlude
Bridge
Cause she's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
A* Am*
From back when we were seventeen
E ~
How on earth can I be saved?
N.C.
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A ~ Am ~
A little bit of what I earned
E*
I'm not gonna make another scene
G#*
the one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney
World
Chorus
A* Am* E
But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat
A* Am* E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got
social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay
the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
Cause she moves on pretty bloody
quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Interlude
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Outro
I think about you everyday
So how on earth can I be saved
I think about him a lot as well
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
Cause you're beauty
And you're grace
Your telephone calls are my
favourite place
I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please
(Jason Derulo!)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair
E*
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