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And mountains stretched up to

the sky

Folks roamed the earth like big

rolling kegs

They had two sets of arms, they

had two sets of legs

They had two faces peering out

of one giant head

So they could watch all around

them

And they never knew nothing of

love

It was before oh, the origin

of love

Now there was three sexes then,

one that looked like two men

glued up back to back

They called the children of the

sun

And similar in shape and girth

was the children of the earth

They looked like two girls

rolled up in one

And Thor said, "I'm gonna kill

'em all with my hammer

But Zeus said, "No, you'd better

let me

Like I cut the legs off the

whales, dinosaurs into lizards

And then he grabbed up some

bolts

Said, "I'll split them right

dowm the middle

And the storm clouds gathered

above

And then fire shot down from the

sky in bolts

And it ripped right through the

flesh

Of the children of the sun and

the moon and the earth

And some indian god sewed the

wound up to a hole

Pulled it round to our belly to

remind us the price we paid

And Osiris and the gods of the

nile

And we'll be hopping 'round on

one foot

But I could swear by your

expression

Was the same as the one down in

mine

That cuts a straight line down

through the heart

We wrapped our arms 'round each

other

Tried to shove ourselves back

together

It was a cold dark evening such

a long time ago

It was a sad story how we became

lonely two-legged creatures