Welcome To The Internet
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Verse 1
Welcome to the internet. Have a
look around.
Anything that brain of yours can
think of can be found.
We've got mountains of content.
Some better, some worse.
If none of it's of interest to
you, you'd be the first.
Verse 2
Welcome to the internet. Come
and take a seat.
Would you like to see the news
or any famous women's feet.
There's no need to panic. This
isn't a test (huh huh).
Just nod or shake your head and
we'll do the rest.
Verse 3
Welcome to the internet. What
would you prefer.
Would you like to fight for
civil rights or tweet a racial
slur.
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting
with rage.
We got a million different ways
to engage
Verse 4
Welcome to the internet. Put
your cares aside.
Here's a tip for straining
pasta. Here's a nine-year-old
who died.
We got movies, and doctors, and
fantasy sports.
And a bunch of colored pencil
drawings of all the characters
of harry potter fucking
eachother.
Verse 5
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
'cause a random guy just kindly
sent you photos of his cock.
They are grainy and off-putting.
He just sent you more.
Dont act surprised. You know you
like it, you whore.
Verse 6
See a man beheaded. Get
offended, see a shrink.
Show us pictures of your
children. Tell us every thought
you think.
Start a rumor, buy a broom or
send a death threat to a boomer.
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a
Zoom or find a tumor in your-
Verse 7
Here's a healthy breakfast
option. You should kill your
mom.
Here's why women never fuck you.
Here's how you can build a bomb.
Which Power Ranger are you? Take
this quirky quiz.
Obama sent the immigrants. To
vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
Chorus
Could I interest you in
everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything. All
of the time.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom
is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
Could I interest you in
everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything. All
of the time.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom
is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
Interlude
Verse 8
You know, it wasn't always like
this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell
Circa '99
Verse 9
This was catalogues
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our
nights
Waiting
Bridge 1
For you
You
Insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
Dm Dmmaj7/C#
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Interlude
Now look at you
Oh, look at you
You
Bridge 2
You
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now. Your inside's
out.
Honey, how you grew
Em Emmaj7/D#
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
(laughing)
Chorus
Could I interest you in
everything, all of the time?
A bit of everything. All of the
time.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom
is a crime.
B7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
Could I interest you in
everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything. All
of the time.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom
is a crime.
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
N.C
And all of the time
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