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Intro
Verse 1
Guess I'll end this life alone
I am not dramatic, these are
just the thoughts that pass
right through me
All the douchebags in my phone
Play 'em like a slot machine
If they're winnin', I'm just
losin'
Pre-chorus
A boy who's jacked and kind
Can't find his ass to save my
life
Chorus
Oh, it's slim pickings
If I can't have the one I love
I guess it's you that I'll be
kissing
Just to get my fixings
Since the good ones are deceased
or taken
I'll just keep on moanin' and
bitchin'
Post-chorus
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Verse 2
Jesus, what's a girl to do?
This boy doesn't even know the
difference between "their,"
"there" and "they are"
Yet he's naked in my room
Missing all the things he's
missing
God knows that he isn't living
large
Pre-chorus
A boy who's nice, that breathes
I swear he's nowhere to be seen
Chorus
It's slim pickings
If I can't have the one I love
I guess it's you that I'll be
kissing
Just to get my fixings
Since the good ones are deceased
or taken
I'll just keep on moanin' and
bitchin'
Moanin' and bitchin'
Outro
Since the good ones call their
exes wasted
And since the Lord forgot my gay
awakening
Then I'll just be here in the
kitchen
Serving up some moanin' and
bitchin'
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