Internet Ruined Me
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Intro: Chevy
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Verse 1: Wilbur Soot
My keyboard's like my heart
It shines in RGB and it's full
of blood
I don't know what is wrong with
me
But I'm scared, pissed off and
lonely (horny)
I have trouble speaking to women
Unless they're 2D or high
definition
Spend all my time on social
media
This is the state that I'm in
Verse 2: Wilbur Soot
My Twitter feed's like my brain
'Cause I have it on dark mode
Memorise everything she says
So I can use it to guess her
passcode
She's beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of her
gorgeous face
To try and get more sponsors
To try and get more sponsors
Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy
A* D
But why don't you care?
Bm* A*
I have spent the past ten years of my life
Making you prepared
Bm* A*
You're political enough but not contrary
Sexual enough but not enough to
scare me
Give me a reason not to be on my
knees
E E*
The internet has ruined me
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Verse 3: Wilbur Soot
Look, I know I must sound insane
But that's part of the package
If she can't handle me at my
worst
She don't deserve my mental
baggage
I know you want six foot four
But one foot more and I'd almost
be tall enough
To reach the high shelf, be your
incel
I think I might be a threat to
myself
A threat to myself
Interlude
Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy
Bm* A* D
But why does she run?
Bm* A* D
When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
It feels like my ideas of
affection
Are based around artificial
perfection
I just want to appease
E*
The internet has ruined me
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Outro: Wilbur Soot & Chevy
We used to sleep on call
together
We used to sleep on call
together
We used to sleep on call
together
We used to sleep on call
together
We used to sleep on call
together
We used to sleep on call
together
We used to sleep on call
together
We used to sleep
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