SOUTH PARK - Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch

by Eric Cartman

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,

e|--3---3----3---3-5-3--|

B|----5---5----5--------|

On Tuesday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,

Talk to kids around the world,

It might go a little something like this...

(Chords: D#,A#,G#)

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,

ring

e|-----------------------------------------------------8-7--|

B|----------7---9---10------------------8-10-11-10-8--------|

G|--6-6/5/4--------------8--9--11---9-9--------------9------|

D|------------9---9----9---9--9----9------------------------|

I really mean it,

Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch

Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm

Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Guide:

In 1st strophe C should be like this (335553) and G like this (355433) and C# and G#

in 2nd strophe just slide down neck and so till end.

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