I had nothing in that tower,
Fighting boredom by the hour
Princess lonely, walking
I had on - ly
Bare essentials; army cot,
A hot plate and a chamber pot
Ev’ry morning I would boil it
No choice, I had no toilet
Just a view of devastation
Out one window; Isolation
In my bedroom, and very little
Twenty years I sat and waited
On the walls the days were added
Luckily those walls were padded
So I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah! Yeah! Yeaaahh!
I think I got you beat
I think I got you bet
Oh, ya think so? That was a sad story, but
I’ve heard better, I’m just
“A” for effort; thanks for
Sad to see a princess suffer,
Like that time a mob with
Burned my britches, see the
You’re just whiny, I had a
As I fled I had to wonder
If I were torn asunder
Would an ogre go to heaven?
Did I mention I was seven?
So I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I think I got you beat,
I think I got you beat.
No warm regards
Was “hell on earth” day
My dad and mom sent me away
I was sent away on Christmas Eve
Fiona (Top), Shrek (Bottom):
Bare essentials: ar - my cot, A
hot plate and a chamber pot; And
ev’ry morning I would
No warm re - gards No Christ-mas
boil it, no choice, I had no
toilet, just a view of
dev-as-ta-tion out one window
cards And ev - ‘ry day was hell
Isolation in my bedroom and
very little head-room. Twenty
on earth day “I missed my prom”
dedicated. On the walls the days
My dad and mom sent me away
It was my birth - day______
Twenty years! My dad and
mom sent me away!
“I missed my prom” My dad and mom sent me away!
Fiona (Top), Shrek (Bottom):
I think I got you beat, I
think I got you beat. Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I think I got you beat, I
think I got you beat. Yeah!
I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I think I got you beat, I
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(Insert farting and burping sounds)