Maybe I Was Boring Chords & Tabs

by Wilbur Soot

[Version Description]
Strumming Patterns:
Main Pattern:
BPM: 234
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [1, 202, 1, 202, 202, 101, 1, 101]
Variation:
BPM: 234
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [1, 202, 201, 202, 202, 101, 1, 101]
Outro:
BPM: 105
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [1, 1, 201, 202, 1, 1, 201, 202]
If you are comfortable with barre chords, then play G and D as such.
Em7* = quick Em Em7 Em Em7 Em Em7 Em sequence

[Intro]
G  C  Em7     
G  C  Em7 N.C.
G  C  Em7     
G  C  Em7 N.C.

[Verse 1]
G   C              Em    
He never had cool stories
                       G       
He doesn't make your heart beat
C                 Em    
Used to love his mystery
                    G       
But now he's just exhausting
  C              Em                      
Another day spent just laying in his room
G             C      Em
The stench of incense
Em N.C.
And some undelivered food

[Interlude]
G  C  Em  Em  x2

[Chorus]
G    D    Em   
And she thought
         C                 G   
"What if he thinks I'm the one?
             D             Em 
And I'll be forced to rot away
      C             G      
With him and his obsessions
       D       Em  C
With trivial things
G N.C.   G  N.C. D    N.C.   D Em            C N.C.    G
Like the amount of fucking love hearts I finish a text message with"

[Interlude]
(G) C  Em  Em
G  C  Em  Em

[Verse 2]
G     C               Em   
And when you hold his hands
                       G   
It doesn't feel like flying
     C                  Em       
And when you take his breath away
Em N.C.            G
He might as well be dying
     C                Em   
And you're dying to breathe
                       G  C
You're trapped in his cage
          Em      
And it's shrinking

[Chorus]
G    D    Em   
And she thought
         C              G     
"What if he just never leaves?
          D               Em     
Or if he doesn't get the message?
        C                G    
And he doesn't hear my pleas?"
    D                Em      C
So she just started screaming

[Outro]
  G        D        Em   C           
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
  G        D        Em   C           
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      G        D        Em  C            
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"
  G        D       Em   C            
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      G        D        Em  C            
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"
  G        D        Em  C            
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      G        D        Em  C            
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"