Slim Pickins Chords & Tabs

by Sabrina Carpenter

[Version Description]
Strumming Patterns:
Pattern 1:
BPM: 200
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [1, 202, 3, 202, 202, 101, 1, 101]

[Intro]
G Em C G D

[Verse 1]
G                         Em  
Guess I'll end this life alone
C                            G                      D                    
I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
G       G/F#             Em   
All the douchebags in my phone
C                           
Play 'em like a slot machine
G                   D          B7  
If they're winnin', I'm just losin'

[Pre-Chorus]
            Em             
A boy who's jacked and kind
C              Cm                 
Can't find his ass to save my life

[Chorus]
    G         Em      
Oh, it's slim pickings
           Am                 
If I can't have the one I love
             Bm               C      
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
G              G/F    
Just to get my fixings
          C                              
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
D                             G       
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'

[Post-Chorus]
Em       C 
Ah-ah-ah-ah
G        D 
Ah-ah-ah-ah

[Verse 2]
G                       Em 
Jesus, what's a girl to do?
C                              G                   D                         G   
This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are"
                     Em  
Yet he's naked in my room
C                                  
Missing all the things he's missing
G                 D            B7   
God knows that he isn't living large

[Pre-Chorus]
            Em                 
A boy who's nice, that breathes
C            Cm                
I swear he's nowhere to be seen

[Chorus]
G         Em      
It's slim pickings
           Am                 
If I can't have the one I love
             Bm               C      
I guess it's you that I'll be kissing
G              G/F    
Just to get my fixings
          C                              
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
D                             G       Em
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
            C       GD
Moanin' and bitchin'

[Outro]
G G/F
          C                               Cm
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
              C                       Cm  
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening
     C                               
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
D                           G       
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'